Oh come on, haven't I suffered enough in this life that I have to sit here and discuss your company with you. You realize you're just giving me reasons to keep doing that, right?
[ she looks confused -- for just a moment -- before going slack-jawed at the realization that tony had taken her implication down a rather unintended path. ]
I'm talking about friends! For Heaven's sake. Not -- company.
[ "company." italicized and with bunny rabbit ears. a wink and a nudge. ]
You know, a true friend won't judge you if you happen to be a little in love with your Iron Man memorabilia. That's not the weirdest thing about you, they'll understand.
You have a nephew more than twice your age, you're a seemingly respectable woman who eats like a broke college student and what will they say when you tell them you're guarded by a drone?
He'll obey your commands and everything, it'll be brilliant. He'll even leave you alone if you ask it of him which, you're welcome, none of the others have this function installed in him.
[ and she leaves it at that. one hand raised; a shake of her head. its name doesn't matter -- she flat out refuses to acknowledge this 'gift' as a good idea. ]
All I'm saying is that one day, I would love it if you could come down and just take a look at it. Seriously, I've designed things for everyone I ever worked with. I should at least get to make something for the one person I actually like.
[ look at this serious puppy face ]
Don't deny my affections. You know you don't want them in their traditional form.
Well. I've already got a futuristic gun and a singing toaster. [ what more could a girl want? ] Do you think you could settle on a design that's a bit less overbearing than a nanny-drone?
I made it extremely stealthy - I'm telling you, you should see it. It can do all sorts of fun things. Besides, you don't visit me anymore, you should drop by.
[ good lord. she went on a scavenger hunt for rip hunter's birthday; is tony going to demand one of those next? ]
Trust me. [ ... ] Yours had a hell of a lot more drama to it than Steve's will. I'm only going to turn up and pass over a little inconsequential gift before leaving again. A terribly dull sort of ambush.
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[ he counts and wiggles his eyebrows at her ]
Downright adorable. I heard you say all of that, you absolutely did, you just don't remember.
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Even if -- even if -- I ever deigned to say any of that? It doesn't justify replacing my bed linens with something fit for a five year old.
[ really! ]
I have been trying to have company over a little more often. But you make unlocking my door a lot like Russian roulette.
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[ Head in hands ]
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I'm talking about friends! For Heaven's sake. Not -- company.
[ "company." italicized and with bunny rabbit ears. a wink and a nudge. ]
I have made some, you know. Friends.
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You know, a true friend won't judge you if you happen to be a little in love with your Iron Man memorabilia. That's not the weirdest thing about you, they'll understand.
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[ weirder and accurate, at least. ]
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[ he's going to count ]
You have a nephew more than twice your age, you're a seemingly respectable woman who eats like a broke college student and what will they say when you tell them you're guarded by a drone?
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[ oh tony don't you dare. ]
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[ ahem ]
Wanna hear what I named it?
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[ and she leaves it at that. one hand raised; a shake of her head. its name doesn't matter -- she flat out refuses to acknowledge this 'gift' as a good idea. ]
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[ makes sense ]
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[ not to mention she has her own fists. headstrong, maybe, but she doesn't like the thought of depending on a drone to feel secure. ]
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[ look at this serious puppy face ]
Don't deny my affections. You know you don't want them in their traditional form.
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[ she values her independence, tony! ]
Not to mention more stealthy.
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[ he takes the ice cream ]
See the new toys.
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Steve arriving won't change anything, you realize. I'll still visit just as often.
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[ ugh ]
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[ his smile is knowing ]
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[ if by fun they mean an emotional rollercoaster. ]
I plan to ambush him at the diner, later, to at least mark his birthday. But I don't plan to be knocking on his door proper anytime soon.
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[ hey! ]
I didn't get an ambush on my birthday.
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[ you know what! ]
I demand a do-over.
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Trust me. [ ... ] Yours had a hell of a lot more drama to it than Steve's will. I'm only going to turn up and pass over a little inconsequential gift before leaving again. A terribly dull sort of ambush.
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[ That actually pleases him. ]
Will you ever tell me how you did that?
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