No, see, that's exactly it -- a rabble-rouser like you? It's got to be the sort of discipline you don't even realize is happening. Hide a menial task behind letting you think you're doing a Big Important Job to help your auntie, and with any luck there wouldn't be a peep out of you all afternoon.
[ his response takes a moment. He thinks back, goes over many, many memories of fixing appliances that never needed much fixing, programming new folders for her PC, building little projects only to come back two hours later with the finished result.
It always won him smiles that he remembers rather vividly and a sort of rare warmth he'd only otherwise get from his mother. ]
actually I really do think it was exactly like that.
[ tony could tell her stories, he has so many to choose from. He'd remind her of them in her older days, when her mind would confuse him with his father and he'd share a memory or two to remind her that he's tony and not howard.
It's much easier now. ]
I never really minded. I was mostly bored as a kid and I hated nearly everyone.
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[ surely it's sweet enough. of course it implies that the other part is true enough. he always did give her trouble. ]
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[ WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND LETS THIS WOMAN NEAR KIDS? ]
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And not out of lack of trying.
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[ yep. we're going there. ]
You need a proper British one for any hope of creative repercussions.
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I had you and Jarvis and you didn't think of one, either. I'm pretty sure you thought I was cute.
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It always won him smiles that he remembers rather vividly and a sort of rare warmth he'd only otherwise get from his mother. ]
actually I really do think it was exactly like that.
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[ now this? this is a birthday gift. ]
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It's much easier now. ]
I never really minded. I was mostly bored as a kid and I hated nearly everyone.
I guess you're different.
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[ and she just might mean it. ]
I suppose it's just as well you gifted-and-dashed. I'm not certain I could handle a musical number from either one of us just now.
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I just did you a favor.
[ a blatant lie. ]
I know you're not great at this whole birthday thing.
I can still do songs in text if you want.
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You haven't told anyone, have you?
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to all my friends and all the people I talk to on a regular basis.
[ aka no one. ]
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they call him superman.
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his father is superman
he's superboy
and they're friends with a guy called batman.
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[ BATMAN? ]
Dear Lord, there's actually something worse than Iron Man.
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there were always worse things than iron man.
[ he'd bring up 'captain america' but. ]
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it's simple. it's catchy.
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